September 19th.... Aye!
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Seeing how International Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on Thursday this year, I figure we is just gonna have to go all in. To wit...
Avast ye' scabrous dogs! Land lubbers daft enough to not be talkin' like a pirate at RPU on 9/19 (that be tomorrow, mind ye') may find themselves tossed into the brig, keel hauled, or morooned or whatever else the pirates code and court proscribes fer' such egregious transgressions.
Enjoy!
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How do pirates measure how fast their ship is traveling?
They use miles per arrrrrrgh,
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A crusty old one-legged redheaded pirate stumps into a quiet bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
He limps to the bar & slaps a gold coin on it & rasps arrrrrgh! Drinks for the house!
The bartender brings him a triple shot of 150 proof rum & looking at the parrot with interest, asks: "that's pretty cool, where did you get him?"
The parrot says: "Arrrrrrgh, Northern Europe! There's millions of them over there."
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
A: Arrrr!!!
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Q: What does a dyslexic pirate say?
A: RRRRRRA!
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And of course, the pattern for sweaters & socks preferred by pirates? Arrrrrrrrrgyle!
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It's arrrrghh right ma
